Happy Birthday To ME......

Happy Birthday to me........

No big plans... don't know if I am even going out tonight... how sad. I got a couple of birthday wishes, a couple of e-cards... and an awesome cake... but no gifts or paper cards. Alas the day is still early....

Ladies Night - November

We had our November gather at my house on the 17th. It was a blast... we ate, drank, and laughed. I am glad the ladies were able to make it.... Sometime between 8 pm and 130am... we had covered every subject in the world...from weddings, to pregnancy, to religion, you name it we talked about it. I am really glad to connect with these fabulous ladies... even if it is once a month....

Next up - December 15....I am so looking forward to it.

Hey God, It's Me

Well... back at the beginning of the month, I got sick... thought nothing of it. But after getting better I thought i was in the clear.. then bam!! in the middle of the month, 11/12 to be exact, I side swiped again... this time I was knocked completely on my arse.... No you must understand that I hate going to the doctor or the hospital... but on 11/18 I found myself in the emergency room... hacking like crazy. The official diagnosis - Bronchitis.

That was 2 weeks ago... and I was good, I took all of my medicines that I was suppose to... right.. That would mean that I would be better by now...right. WRONG... Yeah I went to the doctor today because I am still now feel better, back with the congestion, runny nose, the nasty cough. NOW - I have a viral infection. YEAH.

My birthday is in 2 days and I am sick again... like I said before if I am not in the hospital hooked up to to tubes... I am going out on my birthday......

The Thing You never expected

OK... so I saw something today that turn my stomach, made me cringe and just plain upset the delicate balance that is my life. I am too mortify to re-tell the entire story. I know this does not make sense but it I just needed to put it out there so that the universe could make it right again. Mothers - can't live with them, can't live with them.

This something that happened today - has open my eyes to some serious realities and I need to make some serious changes immediately. I just need to wrap my head around it... and move to hell on. I am still on the "oh my fucking god" phase. I try to put it into words but that is all I can come up with is "oh my fucking god"

OMFG.

No!!! Not again

Flu Flu go away comeback another day.

Why is it that you get sick when you have shit to do... I am suppose to got to a friends birthday celebration tonight... tomorrow I have another birthday party (cute mens will be there) and another friend's birthday is also tomorrow. And me, I sound like someone is choking me and my head feel like it is 4 times it's actual size.

I am praying that my birthday is not like this... I am going out come hell or high water. If I am not in the hospital in intensive care... I am going out.

IF A MAN WANTS YOU

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends."
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better."
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything.
He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior.
Change comes from within.

Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
Oh Lord!? If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street.
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...
A relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...
Look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr.. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and your always readily available to him- he takes it for granted. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Share this with other ladies.....
You'll make someone SMILE, another RETHINK her choices, and another woman PREPARE.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.

My New Skill

Well….Today I found out that I am psychic. Yeah me, psychic can you believe it. Here is the story.

So I went out with this guy… had a really nice time and he apparently did as well… He said he’d call. I emailed him the next day to say thank you for the date and I got this reply: I get a reply: “I had a nice time as well. We will have to do it again. Have a good weekend”. I took that to mean yeah there might be a second date. (Mistake 1)

So after a week goes by and no call, I just t assumed that he was busy. (Mistake 2) So I being the girl, emailed him just to make sure I was not mistaken that there was some sort of interest. I sent a quick email asking how his weekend was and brought up something from our conversation… He replied back and asked how my weekend was. So again I assumed (mistake 3) maybe there is something there. Ok so I replied, and got another reply. So I being an independent woman – just went for it and send an email asking him out. Yeah I did it. That was last week. And today this is the email I got:

"Sorry I haven't written you back. As you probably figured out I have also been dating someone else and I think I want to see where that will go.I had a nice time with you and think you are attractive and a nice person.Good luck."

Well blow me down….. I am psychic. Yeah me, psychic can you believe it. So many things were floating around in my head from not replying to something over the top. But being the level headed “sexy bitch” that I am. I made it short and sweet…. “Sorry….maybe my psychic ability was on vacation… Have Fun and Good Luck to you.

Yeah me, psychic. I am still coming to terms with it.

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

I got this email today:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank margaritas, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.


Nice ain't it. :-)

Word of the Day

Per T.R.D. today's word is:

Cockapotamus

Kids please form 10 sentences using this word.

I am done

So I cancelled my Match.com membership today. I just can't be bothered anymore. Once the subscription expires in December I am completely through... don't want to hear about or see another online dating website. I am going to set my firewall to block them all, damn-it. It has been the worst mistake I've ever made.

Although I should mention that I got one really nice date out of it. ONE. Enough said...

I am just going to concede defeat and put my application in at the convent.

What's a girl gotta do...

I mean damn.

Ladies Night - September

It's been a while since the last Ladies Night get together..... Booty hosted this evening at her new house (now so new anymore - she bought it in April) and has been doing some renovating/updating since before she moved in. It was myself, Dreads, Legs, Booty and another friend (no nickname as yet). It was small... we had finger food and wine of course... this time we were good between the 5 of us we only made it through 3.5 bottles of wine. I am feeling quite nice at the moment.

It was announced that Dreads is getting married May 2007..... so now that is another wedding to get ready for. My first begins with April 07, then May 07 then August 07, it is going to be a busy year. I need to get my arse in shape since i am going to need all the strength I can muster to keep up with all the stuff that is going to be happening next year.... mind you, next year is just a couple of short months away. The pressure. I need to find a date to these weddings, it would be quite sad to show up with no one. First I've got to get into shape and then find a man to escort me - the pressure - damn......

I am so happy for they all... they have found their special person... the one that makes that happy, makes them grown and make them love like they haven't loved before... I am so glad for them. Now I just need to find my own someone special.

Red Headed Slut!!!

Move over Alabama Slamma - the redheaded slut is the new sheriff in town. I met up with E last night for drinks and general mischief making, and we ended up at the Blarney Stone. I needed to get out... plus I got my hair did yesterday as well...I looked so good. I looked so god - Was rocking the sexybitch hard. Anyway... the blarney stone was fun only because E had me laughing my arse off....Definitely a good drinking buddy (she is a cool chick all around, but especially so when she's had a couple). Considering the bar overflowed with SB's and not attractive men, it was still a good time. Not one single flirt, no one bought us drinks, no looks, no nothing. WTF is wrong with men. I mean seriously.

Someone sent this email to me today!!!

I totally agree with it..... and yes I am one of the ones waiting (not so patiently at the top).

------------------Girls--------------

-----------are like apples------

-------on trees. The best ones-----

-----are at the top of the tree.-----

---The boys dont want to reach---

--for the good ones because they--

-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-

-Instead, they get the rotten apples-

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples up top think

something is wrong w/ them when in

-reality they're amazing. They just--

---have to wait for the right boy to ----

come along, the one who is

------- brave enough to-------

------------climb all------------

--------------the way-------------

-------------to the top------------

-----------of the tree.---------

Why?

Why am I having annoying days... I would really like to know. To be quite honest... Everything in the world seems to be bothering me lately.... The project I am working on, the face that match.com sucks, and to top it all off - I am breaking out like a teenager. Go figure.

What is it - I never had an acne problem before - I mean a few pimples hear and there but now my face look bad, really bad. I just started using proactiv again an I am hoping that it works. But damn it I've made an appointment to get my face checked.

Match.com - don't even get me started...Shoes do you hear me - Sexy f***ing shoes. They could be on my feet now. Yes it is official I am an arse.

I don't even what to talk about the project - it is too damn depressing.

Oh well... Sorry for the rant but I needed to vent - and you don't know me so you can't judge

Today is a Jose C. Day

Yeah... What a day what a day. A 2-3 shots of Jose day. I shall not bore you with the details but I need to be distracted in a big way.

So Match.com..... what can I say. I am trying but my patience is wearing thin. So you see a guy you think you want to met... Going by the pictures he's posted and the stuff he wrote... Oh he seems to be interesting. So you wink and wait. And you wait and wait... And each time you sign in you are reminded that that person did not have to courtesy to say "Thanks but no thanks". Then you get emails the length of a master's thesis that make your eyes glaze over. Now, mind you I have not problem with getting your shit out there in the beginning.. But you I need to know that you like squirrels... Hell no. Normal people most often referred to time pasing in days, weeks, months, even years. Not Winters... Who the hell talks like that. Oh, but I guess that there is something in my profile that screams.... Yes squirrel boy pick me, pick me.

Then there are the beautiful people. The cute (actually Hot is a better way to descibe them physically) guys who are only looking for skinny bitches. Apparently they don't want them either cause if you did not realize - You are using match.com just like me fella. So get the fuck of your high horse and talk to the girls that may be interested in you. Cause you know what you may be hot but you could have personality of prick. So Be nice, you never know when you are going to need a fluffly chick to call 911 for your ass when the skinny bitch fucks you over.

Slap Me

I've done something that I am beginning to regret - Yes, I joined match.com again. Am I an ass or what. I guess I am glutton for punishment. I guess I just love being rejected by total stranger. (subconsciously that is). I was fine with it the day I signed up but today I am not feel it at all.

I guess since they have my money, I should make the best of it. The man pool is very murky, like some dropped a load in the water.... I am just seeing crap. Maybe I am a shallow bitch, who know. But damn it, if I am going to look at you everyday - I want some eye candy - if that makes me a shallow bitch - I'll wear it proudly. I am a good catch...If you did not get the memo - I am on Sexy Bitch and I ain't settling or lowering my standards for no one... If he don't measure up - he can kiss my big black ass and move to fuck on. I am a grown ass woman who has is intelligent, cute, and confident with who she is after all the shit she's had to deal with in her life. So if this is what I have to do to put myself out there then so be it.

Change is a coming!!!!!

So, I've decided to make some changes in my life. I am working on the internal me and now I've taken a couple steps with the external me. About 2 weeks ago, I change my hair color - I went from brown (which really was the sun having its way with my black hair).... To red under tones and copper highlights. I've also for the first time in my life (I swore I could never touch my eyebrows) I had my eyebrows done. I can honestly say it makes a big difference. I have a couple more things in the works but will hold off tell you about them until I'm ready to unveil them. **Hint, Hint - the girls***

What does it mean?

So today at the Salon the weirdest thing happened.

I was on the phone and one of the stylists said oh look at the bird. I did not pay it much attention until it flew into the salon. A white dove. Of all things to come in to the salon. It just came in, look around for a while... then flew over me and watch me. As if to say hi, I have a message for you. I on the other hand did not take it that way and I got out of its way. I decided to shit and leave.

So I cleaned up the mess and that was the end of it. So please tell me, What does it mean?

TSB, the new sport of Divas

TSB - Throwing Skinny Bitches

The rules are simple.....Us beautiful, intelligent, strong minded, and sexy as hell women try to throw skinny bitches as far a possible. Much like the shot-put, discus and even javelin throwing contest, TSB involves skill and determination. You must concentrate and ignore the screams coming from the skinny bitch and proceed. The winner will be handsomely rewarded - just with the sheer sense of accomplishment. I know I would definitely for a hundred percent elated.