What does it mean?

So today at the Salon the weirdest thing happened.

I was on the phone and one of the stylists said oh look at the bird. I did not pay it much attention until it flew into the salon. A white dove. Of all things to come in to the salon. It just came in, look around for a while... then flew over me and watch me. As if to say hi, I have a message for you. I on the other hand did not take it that way and I got out of its way. I decided to shit and leave.

So I cleaned up the mess and that was the end of it. So please tell me, What does it mean?

TSB, the new sport of Divas

TSB - Throwing Skinny Bitches

The rules are simple.....Us beautiful, intelligent, strong minded, and sexy as hell women try to throw skinny bitches as far a possible. Much like the shot-put, discus and even javelin throwing contest, TSB involves skill and determination. You must concentrate and ignore the screams coming from the skinny bitch and proceed. The winner will be handsomely rewarded - just with the sheer sense of accomplishment. I know I would definitely for a hundred percent elated.

Another Friday Night......

Well as you can see it is 10 pm on a friday night - a night that is neither too hot or too cold. And where am I... certainly not out viewing the best eye candy that boston has to offer...certainly not making fun of the skinny bitches with no clothes on, certainly not knocking back alabama slammers like they were Koolaid... NO... I am home. I have to be up and out of the house by 6 am, because I am a commited responsible person (no i did say someone was responsible for committing me). I guess the best I can do is watch a movie or read one of my trashy romance novels. Such is my life at the moment. Is there hope for me? Damnit, there better be.

Hello My Name Is M. and I am a Computer Addict!!!!

I am working on a project right now where I don't have access to a computer and boy do I feel naked. I did not realize how dependent I had become on the computer, not just the internet (I really miss that) but just being able to type a letter, whip up a spreadsheet or two, send an email or do research. I honestly don't remember when I got hook but damn if I am not going through withdrawals. When did the computer and the word processing functions become so part of everyday life. I mean, I am having the hardest time being able to function without the use of a computer or a pocket pc. Wow....

Yes, I admit it. I am a computer addict.

I have to be honest, I am working on getting computer and internet access on the project I am working on right now... It has been and continues to be a long painful process. Did not realize the project would be so difficult either - I guess you never know what you'll get when you take on a new project. In my case I knew it was but I did realize it was this bad.

Quote of the Day

I went to a Jamaican restaurant for lunch the other day - as I was talking towards the place the owner/cook was sitting outside. When I reached him is said to me, with his Jamaican accent:

"My, you look fit. You wanna fight"

All I could do is laugh. That is the best line I've heard in a long time.

Am I Mean?

Sometimes some members of my family a pain in my arse. I mean damn - right at this moment I just want to walk away. To where I have no idea, just someplace where I can't be found. My sisters and brothers in particular are asses and should be smacked very hard, actually I could think of worse but I am trying to control my anger, temper and hatred right now.

I am beginning to regret not big a total ass when I was a teenager and young adult.... I should have been a badassss kids and gotten myself in a whole lot of shit but no I didn't. No I was on the straight and narrow and look where the fuck it's gotten me. Oh well... I guess I have to live with it now and just suffer... Unless someone out there wants to "take me away" :-)